Freegan

P.S. I am totally enjoying this blog about a newsweek reporter trying to be a freegan for 30 days. Check it out.

Slang for you.

here are some new words that r0x0r!!

baby bear: adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.
example:
"Are you hungry?"
"Naw man... I'm baby bear."

askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and i'm about to smash him in the grill, kid.

work hot: A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.
Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?
Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.

pregret:
The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.
Every Friday night, I pregret that I will go to the club. I know I will stand there like an idiot and won't talk enough game to bring anyone home with me.

iPerbole: The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.
Claims that the iPhone will change the world are all part of the iPerbole surrounding the cultish company

Best joke EVER!!!

q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
a. A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has pause at the end of its clause.

Remix!!

I am LOVING this remix of the 80's Level 42 Something about you song. OMG You must listen to it! It is terrible fun(ny)! (I apologize in advance for the link I am sending you to - I could not find the full length version of the song anywhere else. Beware the Booty!) You have been warned.

I am a Certified Information Systems Security Professional.

Yay! I passed the test and now I am a CISSP.
I am not a proponent of certifications. But, it was forced upon me by my job, and I am just glad that I passed it and now will never have to think about it again!
oy.

You have no right to privacy.

I'm sure you are already quite familiar with how our privacy rights are slowly but surely being taken away from us...right?
Say hello to the new Protect America bill.
It just barely passed and I am so disappointed and saddened that Dianne Feinstein was one of the few democrats to vote yes for this. If this makes you upset, please join me, and email her and let her know how you are feeling.